1-800-GET-BACK

September 30, 2008

Whatever credit may be due to the England administration for contracting with private companies to clean up debris (and the jury’s still out on whether that was a completely prudent gamble that emergency funds will be forthcoming), there’s a huge risk that is undoubtedly being ignored.

The private firm known by its zippy little trucks, 1-800-GOT-JUNK, might have qualified drivers with platinum CDLs, but based on my observations, they’re whipping recklessly about town. Speed limits, stop signs, pedestrians – not relevant when the drivers have a mission. And that mission appears to be to terrorize the populace with their green and blue trucks.

Do not step off the curb when one of those is in transit, OK? It’s just a matter of time before one of these trucks clips another car or, God forbid, strikes a bicyclist or pedestrian.


Good morning, Mr. Mayor : Day 7

September 15, 2008

From Juneau, we would head down he leeward passage (some of the most amazing scenery in the world), but since we’re traveling vicariously with the mayor, we’ll have to cut short our cruise to Alaska.

New Albany is in the process of surviving and coming back, but we’ll fly from Juneau to Seattle, then on to Chicago and Louisville, where deputy mayor Carl Malysz, who issued a state of emergency, will pick us up at the airport at about 11:35 p.m.

We’ll share pictures once they emerge.


Capitalizing on the Mayor: Day 6

September 9, 2008

At last, we reach the capital of Alaska. You know!

We’ll have an entire day here in the capital of Juneau, docking at 8 a.m. and shoving off at 9 p.m., so a day ashore is de riguer. Of course, the casino is closed, so why not?

Accessible only by air or sea, Alaska’s capital is surprisingly urban and cultured for such a remote destination. When you arrive by sea, you will be greeted dockside by numerous flags and an abundance of summer flowers. For further insight into the Inuit culture and crafts, visit the museum. Take the short drive to Mendenhall Glacier, the only glacier inside city limits! Take a helicopter ride for an amazing aerial view of Juneau and area, or go fishing for silver salmon. Then, just kick back and relax with a cool one at the famous and colorful Red Dog Saloon.

To plan your day, visit this link.


Hunting the snark

September 8, 2008

Somewhere between snide and sarcastic, the snark goes beyond irony and satire to just plain ugliness. Film critic David Denby has erected a wiki dedicated to refining the practice of debate and will soon publish a small book of lessons on how we can live without it by thinking and debating more wittily.

Snark is coming in January. In the meantime, you might want to visit this site.


Stolen unabashedly from Salon.com’s Cary Tennis

September 8, 2008

Put your beliefs into practice. Serving a cause does not mean believing in a cause. It means actually serving it — taking action.

We’ve never had such a stark contrast in national politics. But on the local level, your action can actually have an impact. If you are satisfied with things the way they are, so be it. If you are not, then it’s incumbent on you to speak out against the machine and demand that your priorities be respectd.

Take action. One city, one destiny. Peace.


Shadowing the mayor: Day 5

September 7, 2008

Ah. At last, we’ve boarded the Celebrity Millenium and sailed. New Albany’s chief executive (did Michelle get time off from the school system or is the mayor traveling alone?) would surely rate deluxe accommodations, so let’s take a look at the possibilities.

The Millennium Suite
The Millennium suite will amaze you with exquisite décor, a sitting area, entertainment system and beautiful ocean views from floor-to-ceiling panoramic windows. Added amenities include priority check-in and departing, express luggage delivery at boarding, welcome champagne, 100% cotton oversized bath towels, complimentary use of bathrobes and Celebrity’s European butler service.

Pretty Swank, eh?

Pretty Swank, eh?

Today’s itinerary brings us by sea passage to the Hubbard Glacier. By launch, barge, or Zodiac boat, we’ll have the opportunity to motor up to calving glaciers. Have you seen those Youtube videos where heedless tourists are overwashed by the splash from tons of glacial ice plunging into the sea? That’s what we (and the mayor) might experience today.

We’ll spend just four short hours here before departing, but here’s a preview: Stretching over 90 miles long and covering over 1,350 square miles in area, Hubbard Glacier is the largest tidewater glacier in North America. It is also one of the most impressive, a 300-foot wall of ice rising sheer and jagged from the ocean. You may hear the rumble and see the monumental splash as the glacier severs into great ice chunks, known as “calves.”

(Editor’s note: So far as we can tell, the mayor won’t actually begin his trip until Sept. 9, so adjust your vicarious enjoyment accordingly.)

Existing as the largest glacier in North America, it is also known as the “Galloping Glacier” because of the fact that it once advanced so far in a single day, it dammed Russell Fjord. This followed with the formation of a lake behind the dam that climbed to levels of 90 feet above sea level. Although the dam no longer exists, Hubbard Glacier still flows rather quickly and maintains the deep blue color that distinguishes it as being active glacial ice. Beginning its journey from Mount Logan, Canada’s highest mountain, the place where Hubbard Glacier empties into the sea is called Disenchantment Bay.

Among the islands of ice, you will find numerous sea mammals, birds and fish residing in the area. These nutrient rich waters are home to Pacific Halibut, which can grow up to nine feet long and can weigh over 500 pounds. Perched upon the floating islands in search of fish are bald eagles, cormorants and gulls.

Two species of baleen whales, the minke and humpback, in addition to a toothed whale, the orca, all frolic in the nearby coves.

Humpback whales can weigh close to a ton per foot and can grow up to 50 feet long. In spite of their size, they are the most acrobatic of whales, heaving their massive bodies almost entirely out of the water. They feed almost primarily in the bays and shorelines of coastal waters. They need to store enough fat to fuel their bodies for their lengthy migration to Mexico where they will raise their newborn calves. Unfortunately, only about 7% of their original worldwide numbers remain today.

Minke whales can grow to lengths of 33 feet and are the fastest of the large whales, capable of traveling to a speed of 20 knots. They are still heavily hunted for their rich meat.

Killer Whales, or Orcas, are fairly intelligent and are able to travel up to speeds of approximately 30 miles per hour. They are known to hunt in teams, or “pods”, preying on sea lions, seals and sharks.

Hubbard Glacier is only one of the hundreds of glaciers that survived the last mini-ice age. In 1971, Hubbard Glacier started to advance so rapidly that by the summer of 1986, the glacier was surging at a rate of 100 or more feet per day. By September, it had slowed to about 20 feet per day . The surge blocked Russell Fjord behind an ice dam, forming Russell Lake. Because the ice advanced so rapidly, seals, porpoises, and other marine animals were trapped in the newly formed lake. Out of concern for the porpoises, people tried to capture and transport the trapped marine life while some of the seals attempted to travel around the ice dam to the sea. The rising water of Russell Lake rose concern that it might spill over into the Situk River, greatly increasing the discharge and possibly damaging the ecosystem, following to the fear of it potentially wiping out the village of Yakutat. On October 8, the glacier dam broke, releasing 5.3 billion cubic meters of water back into the bay, thus freeing the wildlife and saving the village.
Located nearby, on glacial deposits that are approximately 1000 years old, is the village of Yakutat. The residents of the village make a living by fishing in the ocean and in the Situk River, which is well known for its salmon fisheries. At 18,008 feet, the second tallest peak in the United States, Mount St. Elias, can be seen from the village.

There is a rich history of many Native cultures and languages in the city and borough of Yakutat, including Athabaskan, Eyak in addition to inland and coastal Tlingit. There are also influences from the Chugach Eskimo and others. The culture has been rendered even more complex with the history of European-American culture in the area. There were explorers, missionaries and opportunity seekers coming from Europe, the United States and Russia.

When the first Native people settled in the Yakutat area is still not known. At the time when Russian explorers first came to the area during the latter part of the 1700s, they recorded information relating to the Native peoples with whom they interacted. Apparently, there were two main divisions in what is presently the borough of Yakutat.

We can put these pictures into our album commemorating our fall “getaway.” Here’s one.

My Trip to Alaska With the Mayor

My Trip to Alaska With the Mayor


Onion-ring philosophy

September 7, 2008

I shared a basket (OK, two baskets) of onion rings with a friend on Friday and, like onion rings often do, they are repeating their impact today. But not the way you think.

Onions are a wonderful metaphor for complexity and fried onion rings stand in pretty well as a metaphor for hiding that complexity (bear with me for a moment).

To make onion rings, you slice them latitudinally. But in the process, whether you think about it or not, you are exposed to the increasingly tighter rings that result as you near the heart of the onion. The closer you get to the core, the heart of the onion, the harder it is to bread them, to make onion rings. Breading them obscures them, and I’ve often found that the outer rings are more succulent and sweeter.

OK. Enough of the tortured but mouthwatering metaphor. I Never Metaphor I Didn’t Like.

In pondering the mysteries of New Albany government, it occurs to me that I’ve been diverted from the layers. Instead, I’ve been looking at the onion as a whole. In the alternative, I’ve been diverted by the breading.

Changing the paradigm can be helpful.

If you’ve ever wondered why Mayor England, for example, would propose an ordinance that is certain to discriminate between businesses without regard to rationality, wonder no more.

An ordinance like the one the mayor forwarded last Tuesday would be certain to create a lawsuit. No affected business, and I can list dozens, would lie down and take the brunt of the regulation while ceding the ground to competitors who are somehow exempted.

Beyond the pandering and triangulating that the mayor is attempting to do, there’s a very practical reason why he would offer this atrocity of an ordinance to the council.

Think of it as the “New Albany Lawyers’ Full Employment Act.” By now, few doubt that Mr. England owes the machine more than a little. One of the plausible but indefensible ways that the mayor can disburse taxpayer money is to create unnecessary litigation. Lawyers on both sides of the issue (remember, it is certain to birth a lawsuit) will rake in fees. How clever is the mayor? Pretty damn clever, I’d say.


The Year We Disappeared

September 6, 2008

There’s little doubt that this blog is read by adults – readers perhaps, parents perhaps – but few if any teens. Yet, I think there is value in talking to you about a singular memoir that, for whatever reason, has been parked in the young adult market by Bloomsbury.

The Year We Disappeared
The Year We Disappeared

Cylin Busby’s life was changed in an instant at the age of nine. She loved the Muppets and her pet box turtle. But when her police officer father (and co-author) John was the victim of an attempted assassination, everything changed.

The Year We Disappeared: A Father-Daughter Memoir is their story of a life on the run, hiding out from the criminals who wanted John Busby dead.
I mention the book simply because you won’t hear about it otherwise – and then you will. So very many books come out each year that it’s hard for us, much less you, to know when a good one arrives unless the mass media (or Oprah) tell you to buy a book. Frankly, I resent that, but since our Web sites will never be mass media, I hope the discerning among you will investigate further (click on the image for more details or to buy it from us online).
Our Sophie has read the book and warns that it is not for the youngest – it’s a little too scary and the injuries to John Busby are described quite graphically. But for a mature teen 14 and up, it’s a gripping story. In fact, it offers the best of what books can do – it gives a life lesson in bravery that few will ever have to experience. It’s important to know these things, but not quite necessary to live them.
For true crime aficionados or anyone looking for a remarkable memoir that will give you a great story to tell at your next watercooler stop, I invite you to check it out.

Art of playing cards

September 5, 2008

Carnegie Center Presents International Traveling Rug Hooking Exhibit,

“Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards”

September 19-November 1, 2008

Opening Reception Friday, September 19, 6-8 pm

 

            The Carnegie Center for Art and History in New Albany, Indiana is pleased to announce the opening of a new exhibit, “Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards.”  The exhibit will be on display September 19-November 1, 2008.  “Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards” is generously sponsored by Horseshoe Foundation of Floyd County.  An opening reception will be held on Friday, September 19 from 6-8 pm, featuring music by the Jamey Aebersold Jazz Quartet.  Visitors can watch members of the Buffalo Trace Rug Hookers at work, learn more about the art form of rug hooking and get information about classes.  The reception is sponsored by the Carnegie Center, Inc. and is free and open to the public.

            “Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards” combines the rich tradition of rug hooking with the universal appeal of playing cards to create both a unique and exciting exhibit.  This international exhibit features the work of 57 textile artists, each commissioned to design an 18” x 28” art rug depicting one card from a deck of playing cards.  The exhibit includes the 13 cards from each suit (hearts, clubs, diamonds and spades), two jokers and the back of the deck for a total of 55 pieces (two pieces are collaborations).  Exhibit curator Linda Rae Coughlin of Warren, New Jersey, has exhibited her own art rugs nationally and internationally in juried and invitational exhibits and she has authored several books on rug hooking.

            There are a number of events planned in conjunction with “Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards.”  For more information about any of the following events, please call the Carnegie Center at 812-944-7336.

Schedule of Events

 

Rug Hooking Demonstration

Sept. 19, 4:30-8 pm

Members of the Buffalo Trace Rug Hookers invite visitors to watch them at work and learn more about rug hooking.  Free and open to the public.

 

Opening Reception

Sept. 19, 6-8 pm                                                                     

Featuring jazz by the Jamey Aebersold Jazz Quartet.  Free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Carnegie Center, Inc.

 

Family Game Night

Sept. 25, 5-8 pm                                                                     

Families can enjoy a variety of board games and free pizza. Free, but reservations required (call 812-944-7336)

 

“Hooked on Bridge” Party and Luncheon

Oct. 6, 10 am-2 pm                             

Lunch by Terri Lynn’s Catering by Design.  Participants must bring their own partner.  $15 per person, reservations required (call 502-713-3901).  Sponsored by the Carnegie Center, Inc.

 

“Senior Class” Brown Bag Lunch

“Hooked Rugs: Past, Present and Future,” presented by Jyl Clark of Cat House Rugs.

Oct. 14, 11:30 am-1 pm                                              

Jyl will discuss the history of hooked rugs as an American craft and how that craft has developed into today’s standards of the art form.  Her presentation will include a demonstration and display and the opportunity for participants to try rug hooking too.  Free and open to the public. Bring a lunch; drinks are provided.

 

Gallery Talk, “Art Rugs: The Art of Playing Cards”

Nov. 1, 10-11 am                                                                   

Presented by exhibit curator Linda Rae Coughlin.

 

The Carnegie Center for Art and History, a department of the New Albany-Floyd County Public Library, is a contemporary art gallery and history museum that offers a full schedule of changing exhibitions and other educational programs.  The Carnegie Center is open Tuesday through Saturday, 10:00 am-5:30 pm, and is located at 201 East Spring Street in historic downtown New Albany, Indiana. The Carnegie Center for Art and History is fully accessible.  Admission is free.  Visit www.carnegiecenter.org for more information on exhibits, events, and classes. 


Stalking the Mayor – Day 4

September 5, 2008

DAY 4 – Alyeska, Alaska / Seward, Alaska
Board a motorcoach to Seward to board the Celebrity Millennium.

Introduction

The historic fishing village of Seward is encircled by the Kenai Wildlife Refuge, Alaska Maritime National Refuge, Chugach National Forest, and Kenai Fjords National Park. Seabirds, otters, whales and other wildlife thrive in nearby Resurrection Bay. Seward is named after William Seward, who negotiated the purchase of Alaska from Russia in 1867 for just under two cents an acre.

Attractions

Alaska Sealife Center – This modern facility which sits on a 7-acre site was funded largely from the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill settlement. The center allows scientists to study marine life in their natural habitat. It is also for the enjoyment of visitors to Seward. The main attractions here are the giant aquariums where sea lions, harbor seals, puffins, porpoises, sea otters and many other marine species can be observed through large underwater windows. There are also tide-pool touch-tanks and smaller aquariums filled with other sea creatures.

Exit Glacier – This is the only road-accessible part of the Kenai Fjords National Park. Located 13 miles (21 km) northeast of Seward, it is an easy 1/2 mile (1 km) hike to the glacier from the parking lot. The first 1/4 mile is paved.

Seward Museum – If you are a history buff, this museum won’t disappoint you. It has exhibits on the 1964 earthquake, the Iditarod Trail, and Native history. At the corner of 3rd and Jefferson Sts.

Shopping

Brown & Hawkins – This is Alaska’s oldest family owned business. They sell gifts and souvenirs and are located at 209 4th Ave.

Ranting Raven Bakery – Although it is a bakery they also sell jewelry, Native crafts and Russian imports. But you can’t leave without trying some of the home-baked pastries and bread and compliment it with an espresso. Located at 228 4th Ave.

Resurrection Bay Gallery – Gifts and souvenirs are available for your enjoyment here. Located at 500 4th Ave.

Activities

Fishing – The Seward Silver Salmon Derby is held every August and attracts hundreds of would-be fishermen (and women) who compete for the $10,000 top prize. Contact the Fish House (907-224-3674 or 900-257-7760) for fishing, sightseeing and tours.

Hiking – If strenuous activity is your style, then check out the Mt. Marathon trail. It starts at the west end of Lowell Canyon Road and runs practically straight uphill. If you are tired just reading the description, then an easier hike is the Two Lakes Trail, a loop of bridges and pathways on the edge of town. A map is available from the Chamber of Commerce at 3rd Avenue and Jefferson Street.

Wildlife

Resurrection Bay Wildlife Cruise – Climb on board a 90-foot touring boat for a 4-5 hour, 50 mile, narrated tour into Resurrection Bay and the Kenai Fjords area. The area is teeming with wildlife and birds so keep your eyes open. Your chances of seeing eagles, puffins, kittiwakes, harbor seals, otters, sea lions and porpoises are extremely good. You might even spot a humpback whale frolicking in the icy water.

History

Set between high mountain ranges on one side and Resurrection Bay on the other, Seward is one of Alaska’s oldest communities. The city gets its name from William H. Seward, who in 1867, as U.S. Secretary of State, was instrumental in arranging the purchase of Alaska from Russia.

The town was established in 1903 as an ocean terminal and supply center. The 1964 Good Friday earthquake, the strongest ever recorded in North America, was also the biggest event the town had ever seen (or felt). The tsunami that followed the quake totally devastated the town. Luckily, most of the residents saw the harbor drain almost entirely and knew what was to follow so ran to higher ground.

The town now mostly relies upon commercial fishing and its harbor which is important for shipping coal to Asia. Historic downtown Seward retains its small-town atmosphere.