“POTUS is on the move…”

The secret is out, direct from the U.S. Secret Service, itself.

Barack Obama’s codename is Renegade. Agents refer to Michelle Obama as Renaissance. And for what it’s worth, Malia is Radiance, and Sasha is Rosebud.

While this news made the mainstream press, my agents in the Treasury Department have provided me with the long list of names that would have been used in the event any of the other candidates had achieved the position of President-elect.

Barack Obama – Renegade
John McCain – Hand Grenade
Hillary Clinton – Lady Marmalade
Rudy Guiliani – Tirade
John Edwards – Promenade
Mitt Romney – Bridesmaid
Mike Gravel – Medicaid
Dennis Kucinich – Dennis Kucinich

I invite you to contribute your own…